RE-fucking Lax, Man

Relax your sphincter, boy
and fuck your fucking
Fuck your fucking attitudes.
How can you be so fucking rude?

You think you’re so fucking impressive
you’re fucking lounging in daddy’s fucking mansion
fucking daddy’s fucking mansion
and fuck your fucking L.A. bars

because you’re fucking curious
- This Is How You Fucking Get Around
all you think
about is smuggling it in but you

Wrong sport, boy, you know
you’re as soft as a lacrosse team.
DAMN.

There is REAL SHIT
going on in this world
other than some fucking
really cute shoes
(and they are really cute —
I’ll give you that), but you look
like a fucking idiot trying to walk
in them forgetting you’re not your fucking
khakis

all I know is y’all
are on my nerve, and I wish
y’all would re-fucking-lax
cause I’m pretty aware it’s
summer outside,
everyone’s heading off to superhero
flicks and action sequels,
running – because they’re not
one of the most boring fucking sports
on the face of the earth,
you can’t even compare it to lacrosse.